According to the late, great singer-songwriter and musician Marvin Gaye:
I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated.
We’re not sure why Mr. Gaye ever thought that celebrities might be immune to constipation; we can only assume he heard it through the grapevine.
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In the view of Alexander McCall Smith, author of The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency:
There are probably enough people [with constipation] for a political party. But what would such a party do if it was in power? They would try to pass legislation, but would fail.
Hmmm….How is this different from the Republican and Democratic parties we already have?
Constipation is a sign of good health in pomeranians.
We’re not sure where Mr. Beckett obtained his knowledge of veterinary medicine — Pomeranians have a number of common health issues, but constipation isn’t one of them. Go here for more information on constipation in dogs and cats.
In my experience, primary care MDs rarely do rectal exams.
Other doctors have also concluded that digital rectal exams are a lost art among primary care physicians — 85% of these doctors fail to do the exam before referring patients to a specialist for treatment.
Our advice to patients: If your constipation is serious enough to trigger a visit your healthcare provider, make sure you insist on a DRE (digital rectal exam) before they prescribe any medication or refer you to an expensive specialist. Sometimes, a procedure called manual disimpaction is necessary. Simulators are available for training.